Who reads a blog anyway?

Does anyone actually read a blog? Maybe I have answered my own question here with the glaring issue of posting the question in a blog itself. Does that mean that the world will collapse? Will the horsemen of the apocalypse come charging down my wireless connection and capture my soul like those bad ass motherfuckers in that superman film no-one has ever really watched they just capture the highlights as it drones through your screen for 2 hours; but fuck will we claim how it is our fav film on our myspace page, i challenge anyone to actually reel off the names of those three amigos, anyway im getting sidetracked... So if no-one reads a blog why write one? Who is going to look at it? Well probably absolutely zero will read this blog unless i tag the odd 'justin biebers flacid cock' or perhaps more apt 'lady gaga's bemusing cock bulge', something that seems to in itself have the capabilities to bring the internet down to its knees with the sheer scale of freakish interest, for the record i have looked and its most definitely not a penis, and if it is a penis then fuck can you blame her for wanting to be a woman. How the fuck do you read a blog anyway? Its just page after page, it makes no sense, and when did they become a fucking babe magnet? is it just another notch on the increasingly broadening bed posts of the virginal geek chic dickheads that haunt the east end? And if taking pictures of people who comment on their dress sense as 'individual' because they looklike they buy their knickers from age concerns lost and found section, then sticking them on a blog is going to get me laid, fuck that will probably be my next post. So to the point, It might suprise you that have a real problem with mood swings and anger issues, apparently a simple tut isnt good enough in todays world, you have to show your emotions. I am a white middle class english male, bottling up emotions is what we do, its adventurous if i decide to have one or two biscuits with my tea after sex (apparently this time is for "after play" so i just make a brew before hand and im normally done by the time its at that sweet sweet drinking temperature when you can just down it) So anyway what is the point of this blog? No-one reads it? I am against blogging and dont understand how they work? Whats the point? Well who knows maybe it will change my life! Perhaps ill be a better person expressing my pathetic insults and whimpering in the digital world so next time Im banging a chick in bed ill have the decency to take my socks off, I doubt it though, a true gentleman always leaves his socks on for the lady.